Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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