man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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