would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is it penis luge time yet?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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