is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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