Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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