you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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