we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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