worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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