Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
