guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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