i just had sex bonerless
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
