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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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