I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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