did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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