so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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