You surviving the open bar?
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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