Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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