It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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