Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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