Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ugly people sure do ruin things
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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