I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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