Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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