so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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