I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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