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Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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