there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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