I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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