At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
