I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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