just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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