I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
