looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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