Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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