the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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