All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
