Betty ford says i'm here all night
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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