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my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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