So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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