Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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