soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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