just tell him i said nine months
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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