Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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