It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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