we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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