How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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