talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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