Nicole vs. Life
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize