Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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