Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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