I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if only i could text you this smell
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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