yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
love makes seman taste better
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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