How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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