I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
