i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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