i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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